9 Problems Only Dachshund Owners Will Understand #1 Just when you think they’ve grown out of the puppy stage, this happens: #2 Your bed is no longer just your bed. #3 NO other dog can make you feel this guilty just by turning their head. #4 Their wonderfully weird sleeping positions never cease to amaze you: #5 Dachshund sees what you did there. #6 Like a cat, but dog. #7 They’re too focused on digging… #8 You can never eat dinner without a pair of watching eyes on the side. #9 You can never say ‘no’ to those eyes. They’ll melt the hardest of hearts.