1- Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as you alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.
2- Bathroom time is always together time.
3- You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it’s a vegetable. Those are yours.
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4- Never come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.
